Random Survey Thingie. Feel Free to Not Read.

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One of the most random surveys you'll ever take!

Some of the most random questions you will ever be asked!
What brand of toilet paper does your family buy?: Whatever's on sale that won't give butt owies
What is your favorite kitchen utensil?: Uh, the spoon.
Is your freezer/refrigerator door right next to each other, or on top?: Next to each other. I hate those kinds of freezers cause you can't fit a damn thing in them
What color is the chair you're sitting in?: green/tan stripey kinda. It's not as ugly as it sounds
Have you ever worn underwear on your head?: Are you not supposed to?
What about over your pants?: I'm not really a crazy person like that...
Have you ever eaten grass?: Yep. Fiberlicious.
Does your dog eat grass?: Yeah.
Do you yell at it when it eats grass?: I yell at them all the time.
My mom used to tell me the dogs teeth would get sharp if it ate grass.
Did your mom tell you that?: My mom didn't really talk about dogs.
Have you ever wondered why the letter Q always has to be followed with u?: I have other things on my mind, thank you.
Q is such a wimp.
When asked "Wut do yew wanna tlk abouutt", what do you think of first?: Why the hell can't you spell properly?
Is there anything broken around you?: My sanity. Can that be broken? Let's just say yes.
What's your favorite brand of pencil?: The kind that writes.
Eraser?: Non-yucky-smelling kinds.
Do you like Dunkaroos?: I'd tell you if I knew what they were!
Do you enjoy cleaning your belly button?: I really liked it when I was preggo cause I could flip it inside out and explore the contents.
Type ex-boyfriends mother's name with your chin. NOW.: Vrjd
Have you ever yawned and not been able to hear momentarily?: Yes. I feel like I'm at the ocean, serenely at peace.
Have you ever used the word 'duper' without super in front of it?: No. I'm not a geek.
Why do people named Thomas go by the nickname Tom. Why not Thom?: I knew a Thom.
Have you ever used a type writer, and not messed up typing?: It's 2008. Who has a typewriter?
Does your dad watch the History Channel everynight?: I'm thinking no.
Mine does.
Talk Sex With Sue- Good or bad?: Eh?
Do you fear shutting your head in the car door?: Already done it, bitches.
Do you ever find yourself sitting around making funny faces for no reason?: Only when I'm playing with my nose ring.
Does anyone ever catch you?: Just my kid.
Have you played "A Sailor Went to Sea Sea Sea" Lately?: Oh my God, like 3 minutes ago.
Did you know the ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?: So does Baa Baa Black Sheep. Get with the program, people.
If I told you I had a Pokemon mousepad, what would you say?: Nice knowin' ya. Have a nice life.
Gee, thanks, I have a Pokemon mousepad, you jerk!
Have you ever made a project out of wood?: Heh...you said wood.
Have you ever ridden on a donkey?: Yeah.
Do you purposely NOT use good punctuation/grammar?: NO.
Have you ever dislike someone you adn't met in person?: oh yeah.
Have you ever swan dived off of your roof into oncoming traffic?: More like a belly flop.
Go look in the nearest closet. What's the 3rd clothing article on the left?: A shirt I can't fit into anymore unless I want my belly flab hanging out the bottom.
When you were a kid, did you believe chocolate milk came from brown cows?: No.
Do you still believe it?: Yes.
Have you ever found a dead animal under your house?: Nope, but in my attic I have.
Have you ever tried to fly past the age of 8?: I flew last weekend. It's called a plane.
Do you watch Disney Channel shows, and then lie about it?: No
Has your house ever been infested with some kind of insect?: Ladybugs. Not so fun.
Have you ever passed 3 dead squirrles in a row on the road?: Bleh.
Can you laugh like Woody Woodpecker?: I hate that damn bird.
Do you walk in step with people around you?: No, they try to imitate ME

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